Nagsawa na si google sa iyo, di pa rin ako mapalapit sa iyo. Dumaing na nga kanina, e. Wala na, jc, wala na. Tigilan mo na ang paghahanap sa kanya, alam mo naman exactly kung nasan siya at kung kelan siya babalik. Tigas ng ulo netong batang to, o.

Sigh. Minsan talaga pag may dysfunctional issues ka, pati perfunctory roles, lahat tungkol sa pinaka ayaw mong isipin, no? ))

Twister Fries came out today. I haven’t been watching TV again lately, so I wouldn’t know exactly why the fuck it came out on a Friday. Thank you na lang sa tweet ni Saab Magalona na naghanap ng Twister Fries sa gitna ng SLEX at nalaman ko ito.

It’s weird that McDonalds does not have an actual date nor month for you to claim it to be “Twister Fries” season. I don’t remember when exactly it came out last year, but I remember it to be a little earlier than October—first time for me to kind of have a little something against the TF then, so when I was able to eat one, in denial ang mixed feelings ko. Hahaha.

Ewan ko. Siguro, para rin kasi siyang Christmas—if something comes so effing seasonal, you just HAVE to have it with someone special. Or some special moment at least. Tipong you drive by in the middle of the night and you pause on the road side, tapos you savor it the moment it hits the roof of your mouth. The moment you twist it on a heaping serving of gravy tapos it drips on your tongue and lips. Kahit na maalat na nga in the first place ang TF. Or you put it sa banana ketchup and it counters the darn salt.

To whoever who has thought about the marketing strategy of this one, I would have to congratulate him or her big time. I mean, imagine, to arouse a craving so huge—pent up cravings for something you know is so sinful to your body anyway, what with all the transfat and salt—that the moment it hits the stores, and you run for one and you fall in line and the lady on the counter smiles this knowing smile when you ask for only one order of Twister Fries and nothing else more, and that moment they get it from the fryer and you can almost swear that yes, oh yes, THAT IS TF that you’re smelling, and oh my god, it’s coming over to you, shit, yes, you can feel the heat on those trembling fingers; and you just can’t stop yourself anymore that you take one—just one small ringlet of stale mashed fried potatoes—and you slowly put it into your mouth, and you just go, mmmfuckingmmm, that is so. Effing. Delicious. And you leave the counter believing you have a taste of heaven with you.

Funny thing is, count a few days, and you can almost swear you’re going to die the moment someone hands you a Twister.

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Di ko siya inabutan, sayang. I made a mental note pa naman that I was gonna catch her performance sa Suth Idol this week. Kaya when she came over and teased me whether or not I can see the performers from where I was standing, I felt a little guilty. Tapos na yung kanta nya, di ko narinig.

Sayang. Oh well.

Balik na lang tayo sa twister fries. )