1)

Effing ID sucks.

I finally had the picture for my ID. Jeez. Yet another blunder. Never was a huge fan of sitting in front of a camera that’s not mine and I can’t be really that vain.

Hmp. Anyway. Sino ba naman ang titingin sa ID ko. Security guards lang. Parang Driver Licence (ja, Cha’s licence reads that way. Driver Licence, state of Nevada)–pulis lang ang titingin. The more menacing you look, the better.

Sabi ko nga, would be so much better if the picture would be with a blue background with a spotlight, tapos naka bowling cap tapos pose ka ala inday next door. Tipong penpal haven’t heard of digicams. Super inday.

Soon, I’m gonna be printing a better picture of me, tapos I didikit ko na lang sa id.

2)

I swiped one of those amazing markers they have in the office. But I was looking for the one I liked best that smelled of diluted Sarsi. This one’s a green marker that smelled minty. Just a little more sniffing and it’s gonna fry my brain.

Gah. I feel guilty about it though. I couldn’t even look straight at anyone after I had it in my pocket.

Sige na nga. Babalik ko bukas.