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clean, clean, clean.
by jc on 15 May 2007 @08:27PM under : Daily Mundane Life | Tags

Ger got the best excitement of her life when she entered my room. She immediately cried out, “PWEDE KONG LINISIN?!?!”

So we did. She took out an approximately 4 huge (SM Supermarket) plastic bags of trash, sorted out my stuff, and even fixed my bed. She stares at me sharply when I think about considering some old stuff or something that might just pass off as trash. She holds them up high and asks the ever sarcastic question of “Kasi may sentimental value ito, kaya hindi mo itatapon?” She has asked that question to a numerous number of candy wrappers she found.

Today, I cleaned up the area again by taking out all the bags which I hung outside my cabinet and assembled this small stacker box–the same one we used in our apartment–and placed them inside my cabinet, freeing all clutter. I also sorted out a lot of the stuff loitering on my table.

I found this.

That used to be a cd. A functional one.

That’s the close up. I am not exactly sure what THAT is. It didn’t really form itself on the cd, it was more of like…pixels disappeared.

Considering how I am a self-declared great keeper of good-conditioned cds, I don’t know how Ger would be scoffing at me after this.

Oh! And I also found this:

This is a receipt from my school two years ago when I asked for a printed copy certifying I had a great record with my school. I showed it to my mum and claimed that, hey, for only P15, you can now have a good moral! Yessir. No matter how many people you have wronged or killed or whatelsestupidyoudid, you can redeem yourself by purchasing this good moral for again, only P15! Buy now, and achieve a once in a lifetime opportunity of HAVING A GOOD MORAL!

Astig, no? :D




5 Responses to “clean, clean, clean.”

  1. Ger Says:

    HAAAAH! CD killer!

  2. jc Says:

    *cries* Di ko kasalanan!!! Hu hu hu…. *collapses on the floor*

  3. Cha Says:

    OA nmn comment! hahahahah JC…. I knew magbespren tlga tyo wen I met u sa DL chat! hahahahaha I wish someone would come in my room with SM trash bags and clean the shit off my floor!! Ger… pwede?

    I think great minds have messy work areas… *wink* that’s just the way it is!

    Natawa ako ng sobra sa good morals for 15 pesos!!!! Only in Philippines dude…!!!! ASTIG nga! sobra!

  4. Ger Says:

    Yep great minds have messy work areas. BUT behind those great minds are GreatER girlfriends who never tire cleaning up! ahaha! I don’t mind cleaning up. Believe me. GREATER minds arise on clean areas anyway. And BEST Girlfriends stay. And so on.. ahaha!

  5. jc Says:

    Hahaha. Taena beb, mashadong gloat moment with “BUT behind those great mins are greatER girlfriends who never tire cleaning up!” ü Hay naku, Cha, pag pinalinis mo sha ng kuwarto mo, matakot ka. She will always look at you like, “I own you, dawg. I. Own. YOU. *I* CLEANED your ROOM!!!!”

    Parang post-traumatic scenes sa pelikula. With matching tapik sa dibdib. :D

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