We’re finally on dsl! Wow. After some talks and ego deflating, my dad decides to get it hitched on broadband. Astig. Our household’s getting advanced. Maybe soon we’ll be going touchscreen dinners and magical monthly incomes.

Of course that cuts half of my updating excuse. No more dial up woes. Whooee. So if you don’t find any updates in the next days, I’m just getting too frigging lazy. I’m targetting less fucked up pages to make the site, at the very least, presentable.

Anyhow, I just got home from Laguna and stories will be trickling in soon. I’m still trying to absorb the fun of YouTube, something of course, you guys last had a problem with 10 years ago, when you still had dial-up. God, I’m so advanced. And I’m just hopping through videos now. Of course, I’m gonna have to place my Netopia membership card in the shelves for now, because clearly, when I asked for privacy they never gave it.

Because now…I can finally surf porn!

(Don’t give me that look. I was kidding.)