I mean nothing against spiritual people.

But fanatics can be shot dead anytime.

Once, at around 12:30pm in the afternoon a thousand years ago–December 12, 2005, there were two self-contained individuals (or at least, oblivious to the world) walking around the supermarket area of a more commercialized mall in the heart of Las Pinas. They were in the middle of a very critical decision of choosing between the mint Close-up toothpaste and the lemon flavored Colgate. ANYBODY in his/her right mind would understand that NOBODY should be bothered upon making that decision. Nobody. Not even the pope. Imagine how many bacteria can breed in your teeth if the wrong choice was bestowed. Nobody should undermine the power of toothpaste.

But she of white make-up and long skirt with rebonded hair dared show up beside the girls while they were very absorbed between the boxes. And she suddenly cited, in between her flickering lids and lost voice, the very powerful words known to the gullible man…

“Let us take Jesus into our hearts. Come, join me. Lord, I accept you…”

Yes, she pushed those words unto the bewildered girls’ lips and urged forced them to recite with her.

After that. She left, satisfied like as if she had two converts on tow, then attacked on her next wandering prey, a college student with a shopping cart. After which she was casually dismissed by the stubborn girl.

Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen. Our college girl will go to hell for this.

Taena. Ang weird talaga nun.

*laughs*

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Sinong may extra P2500? Kailangan ko lang. Kunyari.

Para after two weeks, taena, tingnan ko lang kung di kami lumipad ni Barbie Almabis.