My original title was meant to be �Research on Men’s Incapability to Function as a Fully Logical Human,� however, it was going to ruin my layout, and I wouldn�t really let male chauvinism ruin any part of me (and my blog), so there. He he.

My idle time at the thesis section this afternoon paid off, me thinks. I was able to trip on this queer-titled undergrad thesis �The Filipino �Sugar-Daddy�� done by Ma. Elena P. Leviste and Bernadette Katigbak, under the Behavioral Sciences Department at DLSU-Manila. Printed around 1980.

Amazingly focusing on males� chauvinism (someone actually heaved their common female sense away and DID a paper on polygamous males!), the paper�s related literature told specific points on how and why males develop this urge of conquering infidelity. The first point bordered on the nurturing stage of a male child, that if the child had a domineering father, when he (it) grows up he would have no problems assuming his rightful (?) role as the head of the family. However, if the mother is a dominatrix (and such is the case when stupid males wed sensible women), the child would have problems looking for an archetype–the dominant father that he was �meant� to grow up as. Therefore, when the child grows up, he would �naturally� try to flee from the grasp of their own wives.

The second point�and this is more believable, by the way�is the Don Juan syndrome. What is that? Read this quote I took the liberty to copy for my readers� own edification (and gratification):

�Psychiatrists have said that men have latent homosexual tendencies which sometimes later in their life they will tend to disapprove.

Psychiatrists call these men as having �homosexual panic.� They have strains of deep, buried homosexuality in them and they want to disprove it by a variety of heterosexual performances. They are sometimes referred to also as �sexual athletes�, for they jump from one woman to another. They also believe that the fabled lover Don Juan was a latent homosexual.�

This is clinical. Take that, Eric James. And to you chauvinist people. MWAHAHA!!