*picks up the receiver*
—tooooot!—
—bip bop biiip, bip bip bop bip—
—riiiiiiiiiiinnnnngggggg!!!!—
*klshck*
*Good day. You have reached the blackmoon.8m.com hotline*
*Perky automated voice: Please be reminded that starting February 28, the dummkopf�s blogging schedule shall become irregular due to pressing educational demands.*
*If you want to know the updates about the drunk dummkopf, press one. If you wish to know her whereabouts press two. If you have to leave a message, press three. If you need to talk to a customer service representative, please try again later. They�re all currently sprawled on the console, being too tired after 10 rounds of orgy.*
—bip!—
*You have chosen number one. I�m sorry, but the irrational behavioral patterns brought about by stress have forbidden JC to do updates at the moment. Please try again later.*
*If you wish to know her whereabouts press two. If you have to leave a message, press three. If you need to talk to a customer service representative, take a hike, the cute ones are taken.*
—bop!—
*We shall register places/activities from only 20 minutes up to the time today. JC�s whereabouts as of 12:35 am:
Adam Levine�s pad.
Tom Welling�s barn.
Natalie Portman�s Dorm
The Vines’s hotel room�.
K——- F——-�s room
Gay bar�s comfort room (?)*
—biiip!—
*You have chosen to leave a message for JC. Please be reminded that the recipient may choose to return or not your call�if you�re cute enough, she might do so. If not, start thinking of innovative ways to get around to making her do so. If your name is Ryan, Christian or Jake, she might be at your doorstep right now. If your name is Paul who took Literature 102 with JC last sem, fuck off. Please start yodeling after the beep.*
—beeeeeep!—
